We love Maxine, the crabby character from Hallmark. She's a chocolate lover and we found this saying from her that sums up her love of chocolate!
MAXINE'S LIVING WILL: (sorry, picture not available)
I, MAXINE , being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers / doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
Glass of wine
Chicken fried steak cream gravy
cup of coffee
It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.